How to Keep an Idiot Entertained!

Have you ever wanted to keep an idiot entertained? Completely mindless, droopy and glassy eyed?

To keep an idiot entertained, look at the paragraph below this.

To keep an idiot entertained, look at the paragraph above this.


You might be an idiot if:
You looked down then back up more than 8 times.
You didn't realize the paradox in the situation.

Disclaimer: Not meant to provoke harm, or mean/bad feelings. Simply a joke. Don't get all mad.