High Five!

Have you ever been just wandering around school, or work, or anywhere else, and some random stranger you have never met walks up to you and gives you a high five? And occasionally, they are jerks and do something like "Haha too slow!" or "Jellyfish!" or "Dolhphin!"? Well, what if they were being literal and this happened to you? What would you do?

That's what I think the ending might look like. You, just standing there, minding your own business when suddenly. Wham! A dolphin, right in your face.